I'm at work, stuck to my desk, drawning into my endless tasks when a short girl uptighted in a glmoomy suit, wearing "intellectual glassess" ( that word is my own invention :p) and having that arrogant look I hate in persons who over-estimate themselves; called me to " serve" her "higness".
She needed to make copies on some documents of the company, yet she was unable to use the " machine" ( how smart! ) and of course, since I'm not only next to the printer but also to the copying machine, it's been always me who assist in such " situation".
Anyway, I stepped out and kindly started to explain to her how to use the machine ( it's not complicated, trust me) when she replied on a hell of a "snobby" tone: "why don't you just copy it for me !".
- Sorry ?
- I said , copy those for me ! ( not even a "please"nor any form of polite request)
- Are you a student ? ( she looked young, so I was looking for an excuse to her attitude)
- No, I teach! ( and the miss was staring as if I insulted her f******mom !)
- ah really ? where is that ?
- in "......." faculté ( with such a snobby pride ! )
...
Alright, I get it ! a pseudo teacher - I bet she only have a sort of semi contract - at a " dechra -college" dares to give me order to serve her! What am I supposed to do?
mmm...no no , pulling her messy hair won't be necessary...biting the hell out of her freaking ass neither...
Well, I've a major advantage: I'm much taller ! So, I leaned over her, looked right in her eyes with my snake's eyes and said " sorry babe ( "3azayza"), you're gonna do it by yourself" ( with a cold hearted smile). And like a quite puppy, she swallowed my poison.
If you can figure out my killing style, you'll undersatnd how intimidating it was ;)
With love,
Mean snawsi :p